We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
try to milk me bitch
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