It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
what is it with giant penises always finding me
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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