Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Randomize
