the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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