No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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