I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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