i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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