Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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