I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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