Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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