I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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