i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Randomize