Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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