I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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