I CAN MOONWALK!
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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