That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Acid is not a monday night drug
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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