Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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