gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
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