Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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