Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Randomize