not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
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