Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
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