Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
I just gargled with NyQuil
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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