R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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