so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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