I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Damn victory sex feels great
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