oh god the rape fog is back!
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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