It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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