There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
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