i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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