I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
Congratulations! We have a period
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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