To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
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