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think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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