i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
If I had a nickel for every time I've used a condom, I'd have... two nickels.
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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