but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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