You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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