he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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