he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
Randomize
