you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
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