There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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