she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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