How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
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