I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
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