I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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