I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
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