shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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