You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
Randomize
