About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I pour the whiskey from now on
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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