Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
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