C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
tell me about the eggs
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