Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
found the other keg... it's in the tree
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
I enjoy the company of your penis
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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