my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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