I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Well apparently he's into motor boating.
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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