Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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